First day of new job

After cleaning out my junk-strewn new cube and moving everything from my old one, I got down to work. My first task is to review and revise an overarching document to transition routine support to a first level crew. The existing writing was abysmal and the diagrams were bogus. I got about a third the way through it with my red pen, and it looked like a crime scene. I had to print it out. I can't seem to revise worth a shit on screen. If I get a copy of Visio before the document is due, I'll fix the diagrams myself. They're a bloody mess too. So far so good. I'm liking not having to answer the phone to sell currency.

( more mundanity here )