Cthulhu meme

[nolawitch58]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In August, I sacrificed princess_luna to Cthulhu (500 points). When the stars were right, I recruited gyrbyl as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon pecosdave (65 points). In June, I exposed gabbysmom to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (870 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
nolawitch

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Comments

[thewrongcrowd.livejournal.com]

So if you had dedicated your singed copy of the Necronomicon to the Dead Dreamer would you have only lost 25 points? :)

Job still keeping you busy and wiping you out?

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm whipped. I'm constructing some hellaciously nifty spreadsheets though.

Part of what's wearing me down is seeing the city I love still in tatters. It's getting better, but so slowly. Every pile of debris that gets cleared away helps. Marking all the buildings on campus that's we've finished helps. Getting caught up to current today helps. Finally shaking my Katrina cough helps. Seeing my bank account healthy again helps. I'll be right as rain in a few months...just in time for a good crawfish boil.

Do you think MomCrowd can do without you for a few days so you can come down here and help us eat? Can you get your brother to take up the slack for you?

[thewrongcrowd.livejournal.com]

Every little bit helps.

I'll have to see about the boil this year. The SO is making noises about taking some time off around then, so that's either a deal-breaker or an interesting possibility....

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

Bring the SO along! A crawfish repast is tasty for even the most inveterate Yankee. Hell, we got whoslurped to eat them last year.

Heh, phunny!

[framstag.livejournal.com]

Currently I'm listening to "A Very Scary Solstice" (Clicky (http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=4)).

*stares glazed-eyedly into space*

[gyrbyl.livejournal.com]

Should I be chanting something?

Re: *stares glazed-eyedly into space*

[gyrbyl.livejournal.com]

I will not lick the telephone
I will not lick the telephone
I will not lick the telephone

Nope... not any good at chanting... need cultist lessons. :-/

Well, you see, that's sensible advice.

[lionsphil.livejournal.com]

You need to chant something absurd which will freak out those still in control of their sanity.

Like, say, "FOUR MORE YEARS!".

Re: Well, you see, that's sensible advice.

[gyrbyl.livejournal.com]

FOUR MORE...

ugh...

can't do it.

*gets scared*

[ozanbaba.livejournal.com]

*runs away*