Thieved from ozdragonlady who stole it from slamlander who...

[nolawitch58]

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swim with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive (but I have been in one ..)
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise (more than once)
15. Seen the Northern Lights and Southern ...
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby’s diaper And that's another reason I never wanted larvae. That's nasty.
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse.
30. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip (why wait for midnight?)
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day (whatever for?)
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors (huh? which ones how far back?)
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer Was up to three at some point.
49. Visited all 50 states (why? .. how parochial!)
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied didnt last long ...
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales (are there any other kinds?)
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip (which one did you have in mind?)
59. Gone rock climbing.
60. Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Gone sky diving
63. Visited Ireland (huh? significance?)
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Bench-pressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records my CDs ...
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Gone scuba diving
75. Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye !!
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better Linux 4ever!
84. Started a business
86. Toured ancient sites how ancient do you want? Parthenon do?
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Had sword fought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office shhh
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a talent contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on.
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an “expert” Not TV: radio.
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place (how about sex in a public place?)
107. Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music (huh?)
112. Eaten shark yummy Gummy :D (it bears no resemblance to a white pointer)
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen a Broadway play on Broadway
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. …more than once? (moved on with my parents count?)
135. Walked the Brooklyn Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking all the time ...
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication how big is big?
141. Lost/Gained over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane!
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone’s heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Saved a human life
151. Gone on an African photo safari .. oh you mean an real safari? driving round wildlife parks in South Africa?
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten ostrich meat
168. Been a sperm or egg donor/Used donated sperm or eggs
169. Gone swimming in an ocean which one? Atlantic, Indian, Pacific? Atlantic, Pacific
170. Eaten sushi YUM! .. sashimi even :P
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Gone sailing
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. …and gotten 86’ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Testified in court
199. Written a poem
200. Been arrested

Comments

[nin-wife.livejournal.com]

I told nin_man that you had actually changed a baby diaper. He asked me, "into what?"

When I was young, I was forced to babysit.

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

My dear old dad "volunteered" my services quite frequently. Then he wondered why I didn't give him grandchildren. Payback is such a bitch.

Oh, the horrors! There were these two nasty little larvae that I called Homlio and Ugliette. They were the most repulsive children on the planet. They looked like Gahan Wilson had drawn them (ask nin_man if you don't know who that artist is--he contributed to "Playboy" a lot). Not only were they wretched looking, they also had none of the limited charm that some children possess toward the susceptible. Between those two and the Krathwohl brats, I was immunized against wanting to spawn myself. Yuckola!

Re: When I was young, I was forced to babysit.

[ex-theginge.livejournal.com]

Gahan Wilson is a cartoonist that makes Gary Larson look like Jim Davis.

As charming as a pile of horse shit.

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

You're a heterosexual guy. You know about Playboy whether you admit it or not.

Your secret is safe with me. *snerk*

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

You're the perfect husband: you rat yourself out every time, don't you?

Of course she can.

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

She's literate and she's on my Friends list. You're toast, dude.

[ex-theginge.livejournal.com]

Arrested?
Inquiring minds want to know!

The records of my juvenile history are sealed.

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

The circumstances referred to unauthorized possession of livestock, which I was truly ignorant that they didn't belong to my friends.

Re: The records of my juvenile history are sealed.

[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

Those two sentences deserve to be memorialized. :P

Re: The records of my juvenile history are sealed.

[saminz.livejournal.com]

Livestock? As in cows? Horses? Chicken :-)?
Sounds fun...!

Psst.

[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

Clicky

_{Even your best friends might not tell you.}

Thanks.

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

I'm going to try that. It's so unwieldy otherwise.

What I've done.

[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

01,03,07,08,09,10,14,16,18,20,21,23,24,25,26,27,28,30,31,32,34,35,36,39,40,41,42,44,45,47,48,50,51,52,53,55,56,58,59,61,64,65,68,69,70,71,72,73,76,77,78,79,80,82,84,87,89,90,92,93,94,95,96,98,106(sex, not masturbation),107,109,110,111,113,116,121,123,124,125,126,127,129,132,133,134,136,137,139,140,141(who hasn't??),145,146,147,149,150,152,153,155,156,157,163,167,171,172,173,174,175,179,180,181,184,185,186,187(after the first two, I've never gone back),192,193,194,196,197,198,199,200

The people who made the list fail to take into consideration all the other interesting things people might have done.

Have you ever
Taught someone something, or tutored someone?
Been hired because your reputation preceded you?
Helped design and/or build a major architectural feature of a major city?
Been a role model, either officially or unofficially?
Become friends or lovers irl with someone you met online?
Pissed off a band member while they were playing?
Been recognized and greeted by a band member while they were playing?
Had a conversation with a celebrity which didn't focus on the famous aspect of the celebrity?
Been on the ground floor of a business?
Donated your time?
Searched for a missing child as part of an organized effort?
Spoke publicly about something you believe in?
Buried a friend?
That you had a romantic relationship with?
Done something you are deeply ashamed of?
Entered a burning building to save someone?
To save a pet?
Been involved in the pursued portion of a high-speed chase?
Been invited to participate in group sex?
Been published?
Been on stage with a major musical talent as part of the show?

Variations on the above will still fall short, but there's some more things I've done. :P
I think the list ought to be numbering somewhere in the 5 digit area...