Dear cats,

[nolawitch58]

It's Saturday, the weekend. I don't have to get my sorry ass out of bed and go to work. LET ME FREAKING SLEEP!

I don't care that you usually get fed at a certain time and I know there is still dry food in your bowls from last evening. None of you are Ethiopian emaciated so you can wait an extra hour before the magic can opens and the wet food comes out. Circling the bed meowing like your heart is broken won't help. It will simply irritate me. Licking my face or tapping me with your paw won't help. I will shoo you away. Knocking stuff off the vanity won't help. I will throw something at your varmint ass. Continued misbehaviour will result in your being shut in the closet together which none of you will like one bit.

With diminished affection,
your Mistress

Comments

Yep, been there....

[saminz.livejournal.com]

Rest assured that just getting up and delivering will be easier, in the end :-P.

*hugs the witch and glares at the nasty beasts*

[patrixa.livejournal.com]

My cat would bite my toes if the earlier methods didn't work! A few bites sure gets on up and rchasing the evil cat who would race to the kitchcen and, I swear, grin!

[lionsphil.livejournal.com]

I heartily endorse this sentiment.

[entheos93.livejournal.com]

At least it isn't children dragging you out of bed...

[lionsphil.livejournal.com]

Children can be expected to understand constraints, and that there are consquences for violating them. Cats...well, it's hard to tell.

[drderanged.livejournal.com]

That's me so many morning. Gaz is actually content to wait until whenever I feel like getting up. Fluff will start headbutting me to wake up. I keep a can of compressed air by the bed. That usually scares him off. :)