What is it with possums today?

[nolawitch58]

Pictures of possums on the UF board and in LJs. I'm reminded of a joke.

Q: How many hillbillies does it take to make possum stew?
A: Two. One to watch for cars while the other one scrapes the possum off the road.

There are so many things to be repulsed by these days. Sanctimonius swill such as this bullshit from the Republican fuckheads in Congress tops my list. The blogger's comments at the bottom sum up my thoughts precisely. That these fetalphilic fuckheads don't see the disconnect proves their cranial-rectal inversions to be permanent.

Enjoy a subtle dig here. I couldn't resist. George Burns never set Gracie Allen up so well.

Please join me in welcoming sieldan to LJ. Add him to your friends list immediately. He will now have the freedom to be as hilarious and witty online as he is in person, unconstrained by the seemingly protective strictures of UF. Perhaps we will be able to lure P.Buttercup onto LJ as well.

I've been surfing quite a bit and found some great sites that some of you might like to check out. Heartless Bitches International is one of my new favorites. I'm getting a kick out of going through the incredible amount of great stuff. They are loaded with content. I like a meaty website. Usually if I get there and there's not much to see, I'm disappointed. I like to be able to suck down an hour or so of reading and find that there is more left. Yummy. I'll discuss some of the others in other updates. This post is full of clickies.

Update (5:57PM): I scored another temp job for a few months. The wolf will be kept from the door and the back account won't dwindle as rapidly. Hooray!

Comments

[celticess.livejournal.com]

Added him. :) I actually don't know who a few of the ufies are due to totally different alias. I did finally figure out who BoS was here though.

thanks arienadean :)

[sieldan.livejournal.com]

Its good to get back online and somewhat away from UF. I really miss the old days of that place.

Re: thanks arienadean :)

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

If you want more UFie's LJ names, check my User Info. The only ones missing from my friends list belong to the cabal. If you really want to friend them, though, you can find their nicks in ufieland. Be advised, they don't cotton to differing opinions much.

Re: thanks arienadean :)

[celticess.livejournal.com]

I think a few people around do. But I'm not unfortunately going back there any time soon. I think one person needs to take a break for a bit but then again I have a differing point of view on their objectivty regarding something. :/ I do like most the people from UF that I've known over the years and miss several of them though. So I hang out here and soapbox(used to be connected to wil wheaton) which seems to have quite a few ufies.

Btw neat pic of your truck in that icon. It looks like you've totally destroyed your axels well unless someone knows you've modified your truck as you have. *grin*

[ex-theginge.livejournal.com]

I'll see your bad "how many" joke and raise you a terrible pun:

David Hasselhoff calls his agent up and says: "From now on, I want everyone to call me 'The Hoff', you got that?"
His agent replies: "Sure! No hassle."

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

Ha! I'm going to direct your propensity for punnage to my friend willow_dragon's post today. Oldies but goodies all.

Congrats on the job

[uf-jg.livejournal.com]

I like the hillbilly joke. Heartless Bitches International link is broken I think...will google for it.

Have a good weekend...wish I was there to eat some cajun delight.